My tweets

• Tue, 12:55: Can't I ever get through a general orientation without people asking really specific questions that not everybody needs to hear?
• Tue, 20:58: That Will Forte series looks like a longer version of the Simpsons Halloween segment where Homer survives a nuclear attack.
• Tue, 21:22: Stop calling this Tuesday fat! It's just big-boned.
• Tue, 21:23: The Drake that's trending IS Darkwing Duck, right?
• Wed, 03:31: Suck It, Gilgamesh! http://t.co/jsVpsoCiLJ