- Fri, 12:29: This Friday the 13th, I'll say that as far as stalkers with tragic pasts go, Jason Voorhees is nowhere near as disturbing as Christian Grey.
- Fri, 14:52: Another Oz Story About the Rain http://t.co/bg6UHes9CC
- Fri, 15:31: ""Why are you Ojo the Unlucky?" asked the tin man. "Because I was born on a Friday." "Friday is not..." http://t.co/DUj29b71tr
- Fri, 15:38: Why must my old insurance company keep sending me bills I've already paid? Think of the trees!
- Fri, 15:40: RT @heiditron3000: Friday the 13th on Presidents' Day weekend can mean only one thing: Undead Abe Lincoln shall rise up to exact his revengâ¦
- Fri, 15:44: RT @matthaig1: The Victorian Missionary. #BritishSexPositions (Exactly like the normal missionary position but you also colonise Africa.)
- Fri, 15:49: RT @DrScienceCat: Best. Headline. Ever. http://t.co/igQpz7G05k
- Sat, 01:58: Love, Tang Chinese Style http://t.co/6yStLs3NYc
- Sat, 02:27: Spelling "anti-vaxxer" with a double X makes it look like an Atari game. </ul