My tweets

• Wed, 20:23: The Fishiest People http://t.co/XN64iW45o7
• Wed, 20:48: I appreciate when the waiter lets you keep your straw when you get a refill. Why be unnecessarily wasteful?
• Wed, 20:52: RT @Nintendo_Legend: He wears Kuribo’s other shoe. He is… The Most Ninteresting Man in the World.
• Wed, 20:59: RT @almightygod: #WhatIsLoveIn4Words Here, eat my Son.
• Wed, 22:38: Kanye, I'm-a let you finish, but Mike Huckabee is the best Beyonce promoter of all time.
• Wed, 23:00: Nice of Honda to have a Presidents' Day sale when their headquarters is in a country without a president.
• Thu, 02:17: I'm glad to say my wife would only drag me to see Fifty Shades of Grey if Rob Zombie had directed it.