- Sat, 14:15: I Still Love the Old World http://t.co/HkeZFmU9u2
- Sat, 14:37: My red Solo cups keep cracking when I try to wash them. Wonder if Toby Keith ever has this problem.
- Sat, 14:42: RT @TheTweetOfGod: There's a reason why innocent people suffer, and the reason is this is My first universe and I'm learning on the job.
- Sat, 16:54: My prediction for the Super Bowl winner: the beer companies. #TriteJokes #ThisWorksNoMatterWhosPlaying
- Sat, 17:09: Buffy the Child Slayer #EvilSitcoms
- Sat, 17:40: So is Mitt Romney going to be in the Super Bowl or not? </ul