My tweets

• Thu, 18:50: Solar jobs sound like a good idea, but who wants to make the 93 million mile commute?
• Thu, 20:57: Hang On, Snoopy http://t.co/8tyxodHy8E
• Thu, 21:40: Sure, the Keystone Pipeline would create jobs. So would pooping on the sidewalk, but that doesn't make it a good idea.
• Thu, 21:42: RT @TheTweetOfGod: King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has just died. In 50 million years, he will be oil.
• Thu, 21:43: RT @BrianStack153: Wow, a podcast with Dennis Miller AND Adam Carolla?! Double no thanks!
• Thu, 21:55: RT @AltPerspectivez: http://t.co/PGTpO0P9N7
• Thu, 21:59: RT @fmarciuliano: In celebration of the 30th anniversary of "Bizarro," one of my favorite @pirarobizarro strips http://t.co/7KhfMRi31c
• Thu, 22:08: Why specify that we're fighting ISLAMIC terrorists? I don't care if they worship Hello Kitty; I still don't want them blowing stuff up.
• Thu, 22:12: RT @TeaPartyCat: GOP will allow abortions in cases of rape, as long as the woman's entire town certifies that she isn't some hussy.
• Thu, 22:52: Bill O'Reilly had his ex-wife banned from communion because she divorced and remarried. Does he feel the same about Newt Gingrich?