My tweets

• Tue, 12:06: I wouldn't get Barney and Ben that pistol that shoots. They have a history of seasonal depression.
• Tue, 12:19: Jesus said, "I am the way and the truth and the light. I am also the walrus, the terror that flaps in the night, Spartacus, and Iron Man."
• Tue, 12:41: Edison's direct current is awesome! No more killing elephants by hand like a schmuck!