My tweets

• Fri, 16:00: What's the best way to dispose of a hard drive?
• Fri, 16:11: Unlicensed Dr. Seuss sequel: How the Grinch Got His Groove Back
• Fri, 23:38: Why should I have to press 1 for English? I could have used that fraction of a second to solve world hunger!
• Fri, 23:50: RT @TeaPartyCat: Acceptable forms of ID under Texas Voter ID law: State photo ID Concealed carry permit White skin Penis
• Fri, 23:58: RT @FrankConniff: I hope all this Ebola panic doesn't get in the way of doing nothing about gun violence.
• Sat, 00:19: Is there a general strike of haunted hayride workers this year?
• Sat, 01:00: Katy Perry's "Roar" always makes me wish I were listening to "Eye of the Tiger" instead. Stop referencing better songs in your songs!