My tweets

• Sat, 12:44: Bill O'Reilly's next book, "Killing Rasputin," is going to be very long.
• Sat, 13:14: Idea for a healthier Monster Cereal: The Abominable Dr. Fiber
• Sat, 15:01: The Star-Spangled Man with a Plan http://t.co/5pgAeWVDq6
• Sat, 17:08: I have an idea that will appeal to both fantasy fans AND horny housewives. Fifty Shades of Gandalf the Grey.
• Sat, 17:09: RT @ttolkienprverbs: It is difficult with evil folk to know when they are in league, & when they are cheating one another. ARAGORN.
• Sat, 18:32: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was. I'm brushing up on looking down, and working on my roar.
• Sun, 09:18: I'm glad I don't have to pay the parking ticket I got in my dream. Or DO I?
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