My tweets

• Sun, 13:47: My headline suggestion for the sports section: "Jeters Creters"
• Sun, 18:47: I left my shoes in Maryland, but I needed new ones anyway.
• Sun, 19:08: RT @nickhollidayco: When strangers feign concern for a fat persons health, what they are really concerned about losing the right to feel be…
• Sun, 19:14: RT @NicestHippo: [serial killers talking] Anyway I stood there for like 10 minutes, but she never wiped the steam off the bathroom mirror s…
• Sun, 19:21: The title of the new Sin City just makes me think of "A Girl Worth Fighting For" from Mulan.