My tweets

• Mon, 19:18: I'm not sure why we're supposed to care about royal babies, but I do feel bad for Kate having to share a tabloid cover with Kim Kardashian.
• Mon, 19:19: So are people saying iTunes gave away a U2 album...pro Bono?
• Mon, 19:24: RT @P0TUS: Rand Paul will reveal his true opinions as soon as his staff plagiarist and Ouija Board tell him what they are.
• Mon, 19:33: RT @fmarciuliano: Big Bird's Psychiatric History http://t.co/13kFEO8TLE