My tweets

• Wed, 14:00: "They tell us that prisons are over-populated. But what if it was the population that was being..." http://t.co/Rie29k6WqK
• Wed, 14:40: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1969, Apollo 11 blasted off to the moon. It was all an elaborate hoax to make idiots believe we'd been to a sounds…
• Wed, 14:43: RT @DYRCartoons: Never quite understood this http://t.co/ow7U0NKLdS
• Wed, 14:45: RT @EugeneMirman: Congratulations to Syrian President Bashar al-Assad on winning a tough election!
• Wed, 20:50: My copy of the new @alyankovic album was delivered, but I don't even like liver!
• Wed, 23:18: RT @HalaGorani: The shocking lack of basic humanity I see in some responses to Tweets about dead kids is truly remarkable.
• Wed, 23:36: Photo: Happy birthday, Laura Cantrell! http://t.co/ZN6WNaV3ry
• Wed, 23:57: RT @myDXMprobIem: they should make a thing of mixed nuts but be like a dumb cereal company and do Oops! All Cashews
• Thu, 00:02: RT @TheTweetOfGod: If this gets 10,000 retweets I'll make masturbation not a sin anymore.
• Thu, 00:35: I hear Bill Gates has created a Kickstarter for Windows 9.