My tweets

• Tue, 19:46: Mankind has killed so many species. Wouldn't it be nice if poison ivy were among them?
• Tue, 19:47: Why does our society insist on keeping up signs that are no longer relevant?
• Tue, 20:13: If Tropical Storm Arthur is anything like my cat Arthur, it's pretty lazy, so I wouldn't worry. Also, it loves tuna and whipped cream.
• Tue, 20:33: RT @duelinganalogs: Level 1 Boss - http://t.co/7yO271ATzh #gaming
• Wed, 00:29: Oh, Pharrell, I'm sure it's a lot easier to be happy when you're rich and successful.