My tweets

• Sat, 15:40: That scammer who just called is really bad at his job.
• Sat, 15:41: RT @lanyardigan: People naming their kids Brooklyn: if you want your baby to have real cred, name it Gowanus
• Sat, 16:52: Critical Hit http://t.co/xzRejoj7OM
• Sat, 20:04: How many prescription discount cards am I going to get in the mail, and are any of them any good?
• Sat, 20:12: RT @jfruh: if everybody had an ocean / across the USA / we'd be an archipelago / and our economy would be structured very differently
• Sat, 21:05: Would people complaining about immigrants taking their jobs be cool with it if other US-born white guys took their jobs?
• Sat, 21:11: RT @poisonyoulove: King Tut was just trending. This is going to be stuck in my head all night now. https://t.co/8a4xqVjWLZ
• Sun, 09:50: I love when people say, "You don't know me!" We don't have to be personally acquainted for me to think what you're doing is annoying.