My tweets

• Fri, 18:56: I got sick from the Pizza Hut buffet yesterday. Today I wouldn't terribly mind having pizza again. I'm not, though.
• Fri, 19:02: You can buy alcohol in the Magic Kingdom now, but I'd be concerned someone would slip me a Mickey.
• Fri, 19:18: Someone called the store asking about video sunglasses. Is that a real product, or something from their dreams?
• Fri, 19:31: Doesn't anybody remember that Johnny Cash song "Don't Take Your Guns to Chipotle"?
• Sat, 04:07: Diving for Doughnuts http://t.co/0VMkh96QQV