My tweets

• Tue, 19:22: Do gateway drugs come from the same place as Gateway computers? Are gateway drugs even a real thing?
• Tue, 19:33: RT @mattkoff: So you're a stockbroker. That don't invest me much.
• Tue, 19:43: RT @TeaPartyCat: Pat Sajak: “Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists. True patriots won't let China win the race to destroy the at…
• Tue, 19:46: "The Voice" would be better if it were a show about a creepy disembodied voice.
• Tue, 19:56: I love those "I fish and I vote" bumper stickers. Are there politicians out there who are opposed to fishing?