My tweets

• Fri, 18:51: The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand. Unless you hold it for a long time. #truthinadvertising
• Fri, 19:08: Karl Rove wants you to remember that Hillary Clinton would be 69 when taking office. Same age as Reagan, who likely DID have brain damage.
• Fri, 19:17: Tabloid headline someone should use: Solange, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye
• Sat, 00:49: Smaug Gets in Your Eyes http://t.co/335a3hWgg9
• Sat, 01:35: Buddy Ebsen didn't get to be in "The Wizard of Oz," but at least he got to be in Star Wars as Jedi Clampett.
• Sat, 02:16: RT @aNorthernBrewer: I have Luke-warm feelings on cutting open tauntauns in order to survive
• Sat, 02:43: Didn't really care for frozen Boston Market pot pie, although I like the pot pies at the restaurant. I miss Myers pot pies.
• Sat, 02:51: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Retweeting this entitles to you 10% off the amount of good you need to do to get into heaven. (Please present proof of R…
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