My tweets

• Sat, 12:36: Photo: I don’t know this cat. Secaucus is full of wandering felines. http://t.co/7AtZsJU6rj
• Sat, 12:51: Wait, a thigh gap is something people WANT? Never would have guessed that from the name.
• Sat, 13:00: Is Liberal, Kansas an oxymoron?
• Sat, 22:05: Why do we need to save the daylight? Are we running out of it?
• Sat, 22:25: If Rand Paul runs for president, it's too bad George W. Bush already took the "I make my dad look like a nice guy" slogan.