My tweets

• Wed, 14:32: I feel bad for the New Year's baby because he'll become an old man within a year. Ants live longer than that!
• Wed, 14:48: RIP Uncle Phil/Shredder
• Wed, 14:48: RT @mrtonylee: Beatrix Potter becomes Public Domain today. Now it’s time for that Peter Rabbit vs Jemima Puddleduck death match novel i’ve …
• Wed, 14:50: Geico, you already have the cute cockney gecko. Why do you need so many other mascots?
• Wed, 14:52: RT @TeaPartyCat: BREAKING: Supreme Court says Catholics don't have to obey laws that violate their religious belief in having Bishops make …
• Wed, 14:55: RT @P0TUS: Meet the New Year. Same as the Old Year.
• Wed, 14:59: Steve Harvey is a jerk. If I wanted to take advice from a former WB star, I'd go with the Smart Guy.
• Wed, 15:03: RT @BoobsRadley: I'm against animal testing, unless of course you're testing little top hats and miniature sunglasses.
• Wed, 16:17: "The Hangover" is on TV, but I've yet to see anyone drink orange juice.
• Wed, 16:26: What's Dr. Pepper's doctorate in? And was he also the sergeant with the band?

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