My tweets

• Fri, 16:32: People want a Marvel movie featuring a female hero before Loki gets his own film. They should split the difference and make one about Thokk.
• Fri, 16:38: RT @Disalmanac: Today is Black Friday, the day we all go the mall and catch the Black Death.
• Fri, 16:45: Turns out that the map on the back of the Declaration of Independence just leads to Ben Franklin's porn stash.
• Fri, 16:56: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Do you love your family enough to trample other shoppers? If not, you're a horrible person.
• Fri, 16:56: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1963, the Beatles released "I Want To Hold Your Hand." Tragically, this led directly to "Simply Having A Wonderful…
• Fri, 18:49: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1947, the United Nations passed a resolution calling for Palestine to be partitioned between Arabs and Jews. So th…
• Fri, 18:50: RT @P0TUS: Black Friday *is* the War on Christmas.
• Sat, 11:39: Our Lady of Mercy http://t.co/KuG6Jhw7SX