My tweets

• Wed, 16:49: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson DO realize that playing a couple in a movie doesn't obligate them to be one in real life, right?
• Wed, 18:54: It may be hypocritical for Robert Pattinson to publicly badmouth "Twilight," but you'd expect a vampire to bite the hand that feeds him.
• Wed, 18:56: RT @jdcrowley: *Matthew Lesko gets dressed in the morning* "Oh crap, I put on the semicolon suit instead; now nobody will buy my books."
• Wed, 19:12: RT @angrysantaelf: 6 Things You See in Almost Every Animated Holiday Special http://t.co/7iMvVmM1ib
• Wed, 19:13: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1955, Whoopi Goldberg was born. Incredibly, she has yet to punch Elisabeth Hasselbeck in the nads.
• Wed, 19:17: The guy who made "Survivor" wrote books about kids stranded in the wilderness with no adults. Isn't that the plot of "Lord of the Flies"?
• Wed, 19:28: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 2009, NASA discovered water on the moon. Sadly, it was 50 Cent's crappy flavor of Vitamin Water.
• Wed, 19:38: RT @thelindsayellis: Speaking of Maleficent, me and @Nellachronism as poor man's Maleficent and Merriweather, respectively, Halloween '06: …
• Thu, 01:41: The World Is One Big Pokéball http://t.co/hbYgxkPmbl