- Sat, 14:51: Incest and Peppermints http://t.co/FDO4vGQ70M
- Sat, 15:22: Photo: Did you know that there’s a Japanese ghost that licks filthy bathrooms? http://t.co/7wuGZqf8UL
- Sat, 16:21: Tobacco has an expiration date? It's already deadly when it's fresh!
- Sat, 17:21: There are plenty of fish in the sea, but who wants to date a fish? Aside from Troy McClure, I guess.
- Sat, 17:32: Play, magic fingers!
- Sat, 20:06: Blessed be! Because it sounds more spiritual when you say it backwards.
- Sat, 20:10: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1989, the Berlin Wall was torn down by Ronald Reagan on a laser-guided bald eagle or some shit.
- Sat, 20:41: Is Tran's fat the kind that's in Vietnamese food?
- Sat, 22:22: RT @adamschary: my goal in life is to get rich enough to hire @MrBlackFrancis and @NekoCase to duet the "Fraiser" theme song #TossSaladsAnd…
- Sun, 00:07: The Divine Competition http://t.co/xLMGUyrBUN