My tweets

• Sat, 17:55: Did Burgess Meredith's Twilight Zone character not get breaks at work? Because that's when I do a lot of my reading.
• Sat, 18:54: When participating in international negotiations on Halloween, be sure to say "Trick or Treaty!"
• Sat, 19:15: RT @timcarvell: Daylight Savings ends tonight! Tomorrow will be an hour longer than it should be! It's like having a day directed by Peter …