My tweets

• Mon, 15:08: Bring Me My Bow of Burning Gold http://t.co/iUNr8wcpky
• Mon, 18:04: If God never gives you more than you can handle, how do you explain existential dread?
• Mon, 18:14: RT @BoobsRadley: "THERE'S A GREMLIN ON THIS PLANE!...It's American dependence on foreign oil." -fun way to get your seatmates interested in…
• Mon, 18:16: I love when people say they're tired of the drama. Yeah, like your mundane life is dramatic.
• Mon, 19:16: Found a copy of "The Passion of the Christ" in with the frozen food. Guess someone was trying to make a Christsicle.
• Mon, 19:28: RT @drewgmackie: My tribute to weird, 8-bit, Super Mario-style way characters died in old-school platformers: http://t.co/Wj61Vv35Ki http:/…
• Mon, 19:37: Republicans sure do hate that Ben Ghazi guy, don't they?
• Mon, 19:39: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 2005, White House official Scooter Libby resigned when it was discovered his name was "Scooter."
• Mon, 19:45: @nerdgirlcomedy Giraffes are people too!
• Mon, 19:49: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1914, Dr. Jonas Salk was born. He developed the polio vaccine; Jenny McCarthy is currently building a time machine…

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