My tweets

• Wed, 14:32: Plumber vs. Plant http://t.co/AGWFskAPny
• Wed, 15:50: Happy 6016th birthday, world! #BishopJamesUssher
• Wed, 18:20: Happy birthday, @alyankovic! We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer.
• Wed, 21:23: RT @literaticat: I don't even understand what this means but I am literally crying laughing. http://t.co/cwo4r5zqWS