My tweets

• Tue, 12:31: Little red Corvette behind the train.
• Tue, 13:56: The greeter at the Olive Garden was named Morgana. Considered asking if she knew King Arthur, but she's probably heard that before.
• Tue, 15:43: We're flying on Delta, the official airline for kids, at least according to Tiny from "Fun House."
• Tue, 15:43: RT @mattkoff: apparently http://t.co/NIcgtXhz4C isn't owned by bill cosby :(
• Tue, 15:58: I don't think I've ever eaten at a Panda Express. Frankly, I find the name a little disturbing.
• Tue, 15:59: RT @slackmistress: Maybe Miley Cryus is like my dog and she licks everything because she's not sure what's food.
• Tue, 16:01: RT @happymcluffly: But First, How Do Yoo Pilot Dis Fing? http://t.co/jnTqFOKGU5
• Tue, 16:07: Why hasn't Tatanga appeared in any of the Super Mario Galaxy games?
• Tue, 16:15: RT @juliasegal: i can't wait for guys to be able to get pregnant so we can start using the term "abrotion"
• Wed, 00:25: One Major League Glunk http://t.co/KQiHJSDatR