My tweets

• Wed, 17:44: Hey, New Agers, since like charges repel, wouldn't you attract positive energy by being negative?
• Wed, 17:46: @meganamram I'm going to let the High Priest do that.
• Wed, 20:11: I miss when @NekoCase used to play at the Tin Angel.
• Thu, 06:46: Interesting that Ted Cruz would read "Green Eggs and Ham" during a speech about how much he hates something he's never tried.
• Thu, 09:13: The anti-abortion advocates who try to appropriate "Horton Hears a Who!" might be better off using "The Hoober-Bloob Highway."
• Thu, 11:23: Pia Zadora was recently arrested, perhaps by Martians who wanted to find out about Christmas.
• Thu, 11:46: I don't know what a TED talk is, but if it's anything like a Ted Cruz talk, I'm not interested.
• Thu, 11:50: Walter converts to Judaism just for the jokes. #fakebreakingbadspoilers
• Thu, 11:53: RT @kitana_eh: The best and worst thing about Twitter: When you realize the thoughts of the famous &/or admired are just as boring and mund…
• Thu, 11:56: We need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil. But domestic oil is okay, apparently.

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