My tweets

• Wed, 17:48: RT @PunPoint: An archeologist just dug up a prehistoric tampon. He still isn't sure what period it's from.
• Wed, 17:49: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1609, Henry Hudson discovered Manhattan, but the Muppets had already taken it.
• Wed, 17:52: RT @AlisonAgosti: Nicholas Sparks is when you're like, "I'm going on a plane and I want to read a Thomas Kinkade painting."
• Wed, 17:53: RT @FrankConniff: Crazy that many of our leaders are spending the 9/11 anniversary figuring out how to blow up buildings in a populated cit…
• Wed, 17:54: RT @sarahkendzior: Tired of hearing that women "flock to less prestigious jobs". No -- jobs are considered less prestigious because they ar…
• Wed, 17:57: RT @jdcrowley: "Daddy, when did Never Forget Big Savings Day start? And why is it on September 11th?" "Well, son..."