My tweets

• Mon, 12:01: Despite Eminem's fears, Slim Shady imitators were never a major societal concern.
• Mon, 17:34: Is it called the Xbox One because it has only one calorie? Or maybe a one-bit processor?
• Tue, 00:24: I gave the cats some Sea Captain's Choice. I want to meet the sea captain who chooses cat food flavors.
• Tue, 09:33: RT @emmyblotnick: "Because you're worth it" would be a depressing slogan for a dollar store.