My tweets

• Tue, 15:06: My Venus of the Stars http://t.co/yAVIRWqCW4
• Tue, 15:59: The only shocking thing about the VMAs is that they still exist.
• Tue, 16:03: Bo Xilai? Isn't that a kind of wine?
• Tue, 16:13: People who insist that taxes are paid "at gunpoint," when's the last time someone was shot for not paying taxes?
• Tue, 16:18: We buy any car!
• Tue, 16:20: RT @AndrewWK: PARTY TIP: Never cheat on someone you love and always wash your hands after using the bathroom.
• Tue, 17:31: How did pretzel buns suddenly become a thing?
• Tue, 17:36: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: If the Syria wants my attention it can go ahead and shake its ass on stage at the VMAs like everybody else.
• Tue, 23:28: George Zimmerman wants to get away with murder and have the state pay his legal bills. And give him a free car, while they're at it.