My tweets

• Mon, 12:32: Does potato vodka qualify as both spuds AND suds?
• Mon, 12:36: RT @KevinBarbare: Getting a salad at McDonalds is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
• Mon, 19:58: RT @frankcifaldi: Nothing is capable of posthumously killing and/or raping your childhood people, please stop saying that.
• Mon, 20:10: RT @CletisStump: Tea bags have higher IQs than teabaggers #ScienceSaysSo
• Mon, 20:11: RT @brokenglasseye: "Breaking Bad" what? Habits? People? People's bad habits? I've never seen that show.
• Mon, 21:24: Lead into gold? Yeah, good luck shielding yourselves from radiation with gold, alchemists!