My tweets

• Thu, 13:15: RT @miiifan: Mike Tyson couldn't beat Glass Joe in Punch-Out!! http://t.co/MQjwV0DMqU (via @Polygon ) #007-373-5963
• Thu, 15:46: Katie Couric asked men who they wished more women dressed like. I'd say Nicki Minaj, but none of them did.
• Thu, 18:31: Isn't "J.K. Rowling" already a pseudonym? The K part, anyway.
• Thu, 19:46: We only went to the Moon in order to beat the Russians. If we want a manned mission to Mars, we have to convince NASA that Iran wants to go.
• Fri, 01:20: Got an e-mail mentioning "Royal Baby Fever." It's really too bad that little George is already sick.
• Fri, 02:19: They Put a Microchip in My Place http://t.co/9ykNR7eRSS