My tweets

• Tue, 15:54: Why even HAVE a TV when the signal cuts out twice per minute?
• Tue, 18:32: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1963, George Michael was born. In a landmark medical study, he demonstrated the arrhythmic qualities of guilt-ridd…
• Wed, 09:33: Carson Daly is now on a morning show, apparently. Why is he still allowed on TV?
• Wed, 11:31: I thought Kefka already killed DOMA.
• Wed, 11:40: RT @IMKristenBell: Agreed “@Playlikeyoure5: If old men get to make laws about my body teenage girls get to decide the fate of Viagra #justs…