My tweets

• Fri, 14:16: RT @TheOnlyTrout: Man, Herod Antipas throws the WORST birthday parties.
• Fri, 14:23: What should I use when Google Reader goes extinct?
• Fri, 14:30: RT @poisonyoulove: 22 Cats That Forgot How To Cat http://t.co/Q7maPJ76kt
• Fri, 19:29: Let's make today the solstice with the mosest!
• Fri, 19:58: If you're going to send a coupon through e-mail, you should include the expiration date in the message. Hear that, Olive Garden?
• Fri, 21:51: Sumer is icumen in. So what's "icumen"? I think it might be a bodily fluid.
• Sat, 00:10: Let's acknowledge the role the Rolling Stones have played in reviving cats killed by curiosity.
• Sat, 00:22: RT @TheRealTavie: Reminder: Paula Deen's disgusting racism has nothing to do with her weight. Thanks.
• Sat, 00:35: If only Kanye's baby had been a girl, she could have been named Wicked Witch Of The.
• Sat, 11:54: lord-kitschener: You really are an ass if you scold people for living beyond their means when you put merely... http://t.co/ddhZpz1ORE