My tweets

• Thu, 15:30: Meet the Beetles http://t.co/Ecm8wqXPPS
• Thu, 15:46: President Obama isn't listening in on my phone calls? Does that mean I'm too boring for him?
• Thu, 16:24: Has anyone ever recorded the Donkey Kong Country theme in a country style? Or would that be horning into Banjo-Kazooie territory?
• Thu, 16:46: Why does CareerBuilder think my last name is "M DeHoff"?
• Thu, 17:06: If everyone who was canonized by Catholic Church performed miracles, can they really be considered miraculous anymore?
• Thu, 17:07: RT @nerdgirlcomedy: I posted "Microsoft can suck my balls" & got a note from an MS rep offering to help me with their services. Anybody got…
• Thu, 18:01: RT @Jesusontwittorr: Remember when Dad gave everyone free will........ and then killed everyone in a flood for not using it as he wanted
• Thu, 20:24: Were Fred and George Weasley named after Fred Flintstone and George Jetson?
• Thu, 20:25: Someone at Target just commented on how all the Father's Day cards are funny and all the Mother's Day cards are sentimental.
• Thu, 20:45: Jem and the Holograms are scheduled to perform with that Tupac hologram.