My tweets

• Thu, 13:27: Just in case anyone cares, the retired Pope is now wearing Mexican loafers. http://t.co/h47Ms9TOCE
• Thu, 13:57: Books that should have existed: "Ventriloquism for Dummies" and "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dostoevsky"
• Thu, 14:52: RT @JaredofMo: @VoVat: Books that should have existed: "Over the Rainbow to Oz" by Jack Snow
• Thu, 16:00: Some cultures were initially reluctant to accept the concept of zero, but the Persians had a zero tolerance policy.
• Thu, 16:32: In the 16th century, prophecies were attributed to a hermit named Lolhardus. In this age of Internet abbreviations, that name is hilarious.
• Thu, 16:33: Lolhardus wrote of an emperor called Doglosius, who apparently couldn't keep track of his pets.
• Thu, 23:41: "Original Gourmet Lollipops: Peanut Free Product." Should I have been expecting peanuts in lollipops?
• Fri, 00:27: If you can easily obtain ricin, why would you be so concerned about keeping your guns?
• Fri, 01:09: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1971, NASA launched Mariner 9. Later, they launched Ancient Mariner 9, which sent the first albatross to Mars.