My tweets

• Wed, 20:37: When Obi-Wan failed to kill Darth Vader, why didn't they bring in Obi-Two?
• Wed, 20:56: Can I mention that today is International Red Cross and Red Crescent Day, or has Disney trademarked that?
• Thu, 02:24: I wouldn't think shits and giggles go together.
• Thu, 02:27: RT @bridger_w: The whole concept of erotic fan fiction has been a waste if someone hasn't gotten Grandmother Willow and the Great Deku Tree…
• Thu, 02:39: #badgothcred Allying yourself with the Roman Empire