My tweets

• Sun, 12:52: If Babies Could Talk http://t.co/2BmXhbH9eG
• Sun, 13:46: Don't drink too much today, or you'll end up in the Cinco de Mayo Clinic.
• Sun, 15:36: I ate the bones? I was going to grind those to make my bread!
• Sun, 17:21: People talk about vanilla sex, but not any other flavors. What's butter pecan sex like?
• Sun, 17:49: I'm launching a Kickstarter for a martial arts film.
• Sun, 20:05: Why is Kristen in Nightmare on Elm Street 3 sometimes called Kirsten?