My tweets

• Mon, 21:09: Remember Elian Gonzales? Why was that the one occasion when Americans wanted an illegal immigrant to stay?
• Mon, 21:51: 13% of Americans think Obama is the Antichrist. 14% believe in Bigfoot. But how many believe Obama is Bigfoot?
• Tue, 00:43: The Comeback Humbug http://t.co/zn0KiKrxWN
• Tue, 03:07: Don't mourn for Margaret Thatcher unless you're getting paid for it. She would have been in favor of privatizing grief.
• Tue, 05:19: Does every vegetarian meat substitute in existence contain soybeans?
• Tue, 05:24: "Olympus Has Fallen" is yet another entry in the list of movies that sound like they should be about Greek mythology but aren't.