My tweets

• Wed, 15:11: Fox News had some promo about "what you're paying for the lavish lifestyle in the White House." Why DID Obama need that solid gold toilet?
• Wed, 15:23: Whenever I hear Eliot Spitzer's name, I think of a spitting fountain.
• Wed, 16:14: Only You Can Prevent Poaching http://t.co/DiGq9GbH7M
• Wed, 20:02: RT @MrBigFists: You know who's great at keeping a secret? Clark Kent's optometrist.
• Wed, 20:06: RT @TeaPartyCat: You liberals are against climate change, but I guess you'll accept the hurricanes and tornadoes that gay marriage will ...
• Wed, 20:08: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1975, Fergie was born. Later this year, a team of surgeons will finally remove her lovely lady lumps.
• Thu, 08:36: Happy birthday, @Clamanity!