- Sat, 14:23: I Got Street Savoir-Faire http://t.co/hzUiEET5Jg
- Sat, 16:41: Had a dream that I missed my own birthday party, but I was flattered that other people showed up.
- Sat, 16:46: Haven't had a birthday party since I was 8. Not that it's at all near my birthday now.
- Sat, 16:52: RT @PixelDan: From a 1989 Nintendo Power, nothing beats classic Zelda art! http://t.co/8uhuo5zFzi
- Sat, 16:57: "When you hear Domino's, you think of pizza." Yeah, but not GOOD pizza.
- Sat, 17:01: RT @nerdgirlcomedy: "I'm avoiding you like the plague" is not a saying I use, because I don't think the plague was good at avoiding people.
- Sat, 17:03: RT @GeriHalliwell: Tonight lets save the world or rob a bank? http://t.co/QTiT2kgHqm
- Sat, 17:09: Papa John's has pizzas for only $11. Or $11.03, once Obamacare kicks in.
- Sat, 17:20: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1997, scientists announced they had cloned a sheep named Dolly, enabling Dolly to get twice as much standing ar ...
- Sat, 19:16: Nice to know they still have shampoo commercials involving orgasms.