My tweets

• Mon, 13:56: Maybe we need to institute a "three drone strikes, you're out" policy for the President.
• Mon, 14:03: Fun. won the Grammy for best new artist, which makes sense considering their first album came out FOUR YEARS AGO.
• Mon, 14:03: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1847, Thomas Edison was born. It was originally Tesla's birthday, but Edison totally stole it.
• Mon, 14:08: Me (reading from captions about the Grammys): Alicia Keys performed with Maroon 5. Beth: How sad for her. http://t.co/c6QACqKF
• Mon, 14:38: Has anyone considered that the Pope might be quitting so he can get married?
• Mon, 14:38: RT @sixthformpoet: The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter.
• Mon, 15:31: Popeye is quitting? Then who will beat Bluto to a pulp now? Oh, wait, I misread "Pope."
• Mon, 22:53: jaredofmo: ozconfessions: A new map of Oz Disney created for the upcoming film Oz the Great and Powerful. No… http://t.co/CB4hOcHE
• Tue, 00:11: Leave the Real World Far Behind http://t.co/1jlJHtlX
• Tue, 01:07: Cast of Full House, your acting is bad and you should feel bad.

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