My tweets

• Thu, 13:52: I’m Hunting Anthwopomowphic Wabbits http://t.co/yvPmBBY1
• Thu, 14:39: No one ever seems to acknowledge that Jokey Smurf was a low-level terrorist.
• Thu, 18:18: I understand that slugs favor a ban on all salt weapons.
• Fri, 08:52: Is it possible to have two or more cats in the same home who DON'T fight?
• Fri, 10:03: My ears are cold. Is it possible to upgrade them to a self-heating model?
• Fri, 10:06: RT @FrankConniff: Entrusting Harry Reid to pass effective filibuster legislation is like hiring Michael Bay to direct an Oscar-worthy movie.
• Fri, 11:00: At first glance, I thought some guy's Bibles were cereal boxes.