My tweets

• Tue, 12:24: Happy birthday, Jesus! What do you get a guy who's as rich as God?
• Tue, 12:29: RT @jdcrowley: Whoa, unsustainability and patents on living things! Thank you, Monsanto Claus! What lovely gifts!
• Tue, 12:37: Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good whatever time of day it is for you!
• Tue, 14:44: The stockings were hung by the chimney with care. Although how you can hang care by the chimney, I couldn't say.
• Tue, 16:19: Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
• Tue, 18:41: Christmas is something I tend to like more in idea than in execution.
• Tue, 18:42: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1950, Karl Rove was born. It was pretty much the opposite of a Christmas miracle.
• Wed, 06:31: Happy Boxing Day, or as we call it in the States, just another day.
• Wed, 06:40: I'm off to work. Here's wishing the retail world many happy RETURNS of the day.
• Wed, 09:42: I'm kind of surprised Home Alone was never made into a Saturday morning cartoon.