My tweets

• Thu, 14:24: Who Invited You, God? http://t.co/skCQFwMF
• Thu, 14:31: Feminists: Hey. We'd like for women to be treated as equals. Society: Oh sure. You want "equality" but then y… http://t.co/zxQKQUtH
• Thu, 14:34: Telling a woman to make you a sandwich is not only offensive but makes you look pathetic. You can't make a simple food item yourself?
• Thu, 16:07: If DVDs pretty much always include expanded versions of movies, doesn't that essentially mean theaters show incomplete films?
• Fri, 07:53: It's the winter solstice, and it's raining. Weather, you so crazy!
• Fri, 08:05: It turns out the end-of-the-world paperwork was filled out incorrectly. #apocalypse
• Fri, 11:37: Isn't the sun supposed to line up with the Milky Way today, or something like that?
• Fri, 11:40: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: The NRA guy just blamed gun violence on pizza rolls.
• Fri, 11:40: RT @kurteichenwald: The people bemoaning movie violence as a cause of slaughters are same ones using movie fantasies to describe how sho ...
• Fri, 11:42: What about that big red dog who makes budgetary decisions? You know, the Fiscal Clifford?
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