My tweets

• Tue, 12:49: They're making a Heathcliff movie? I hope Hector, Wordsworth, and Mungo are in it.
• Tue, 12:50: RT @TeaPartyCat: Frank Luntz recommends the NRA push to have guns renamed "freedom shooters" or "Heaven senders" to remove the stigma.
• Tue, 14:57: RT @poisonyoulove: Don't worry, owner of Dominos, if your female employees come home smelling of your pizza, they won't need birth control.
• Tue, 21:15: What's the appeal of barbecue sauce?