My tweets

• Wed, 14:48: I'm pretty useless at moving.
• Wed, 15:16: A Witchy-Washy Weakness http://t.co/SqkFdEH2
• Wed, 15:48: People still lose weight for movie roles? If they use forced perspective for hobbits, they should be able to do the same for skinny people.
• Wed, 21:36: Survivor is an aptly named show. It's survived while other shows with actual effort put into them have come and gone.
• Thu, 11:14: I've read that the Gnome King in "Prince Silverwings" was vulnerable to beans. Is this L. Frank Baum's only known fart joke?
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