My tweets

• Sat, 13:13: I wish I could stop having dreams about forgetting school assignments. They're so stressful.
• Sat, 15:20: People, would you stop calling out things that sound like my name but aren't?
• Sat, 15:25: But I come bearing Tri-Ominos!… http://t.co/4lG36H1P
• Sat, 16:32: If you don't have a menorah, you can always order one from the Hanukkah Schlemmer catalog.
• Sat, 18:57: What did Miss Susie's steamboat do to merit eternal damnation?
• Sat, 19:03: Is it just me, or does the Drug Czar sound like he'd be one of the worst drug dealers?
• Sat, 19:09: Is there really much difference between the modern Republican platform and that of Ebenezer Scrooge?
• Sat, 19:12: RT @JaredofMo: @VoVat Yeah, Scrooge would have been okay with Social Security.
• Sat, 21:49: Creatures of Hobbit http://t.co/aba1dzuN
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