My tweets

• Thu, 12:42: Had a dream where John Flansburgh of @tmbg revealed the sample in "The Guitar" was from an old local game show.
• Thu, 12:43: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: The War on Christmas has begun. But this year, Santa Claus has bought some of Saddam's old Scud missiles and is ...
• Thu, 15:22: Olive Garden breadsticks are still pretty good cold.