My tweets

• Thu, 12:01: Stan Freberg - The Thanksgiving Story http://t.co/9jwOtolt
• Thu, 12:06: Remember how the plot of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" was about the purposeful destruction of public transportation?
• Thu, 12:45: “And the cowboys and their kin Like the sea came pouring in To watch the hanging of Twinkie the Kid.” - Billy… http://t.co/5HuPAhev
• Thu, 13:36: Tomorrow is #BlackFriday, the busiest shopping day of the year for people who still haven't figured out they can buy things online.
• Thu, 18:32: RT @choptopmoseley: Remember that Sarah Palin interview at the turkey farm on her home turf in Alaska when some guy behind her stuffed a ...
• Thu, 19:17: Where I'm working, Black Friday sales start in less than an hour. Someone needs to explain when Friday is.
• Thu, 19:25: Make practically any song Thanksgiving-related by changing the word "baby" to "gravy."
• Thu, 19:33: RT @PFTompkins: Watching the dog show. Oh, I wish I could jog for ten seconds, have people examine my ears & call that a "show." WRI ...
• Thu, 19:33: RT @FrankConniff: I say we all put aside our differences and join hands to make this year's War on Christmas the best War on Christmas ever!
• Thu, 19:55: RT @1MoreCastle: New bi-weekly column. It's called RetroHate. And we debut with one-hit kills -- http://t.co/dJpqmS3o

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