My tweets

• Mon, 17:05: Losing Patients http://t.co/ncxH3pL0
• Mon, 19:01: Why do there need to be so many different kinds of Red Baron frozen pizzas?
• Mon, 20:18: Stop using Obamacare as an excuse for firing people. We already have a country where you don't NEED an excuse to fire people.
• Mon, 20:24: I hear Jupiter's Great Red Spot is shrinking. Must be the Proactiv.
• Mon, 23:36: Kid looking at a Twilight-themed magazine: "So the baby's name is Resumé?"
• Tue, 07:38: Carolyn Mark's "The Way Back" is a great song, but I don't agree that the way back is always shorter. Sometimes it feels much longer.